The Centreline journalists are a confused lot. Raised by right-leaning families, we drifted towards the left in the radicalisation programs hidden amongst socialist education.

University educated, universally bored with work, incapable of taking anything seriously and tired of the state of political discourse in Australia, we aim to provide a balanced serving of complete nonsense.

Please treat these articles as the mad ramblings of minds trying to wrestle with their own cognitive dissonance.

If you like what we write, tell someone.

If you don’t like what we write, feel free target us in your carefully worded think-pieces, or by hurling abuse from your ute as you drive down the street.