Kim Jong Un’s playstation wired for launch on Guam

North Korea has ramped up its threats, telling the United States that it has finalised Kim Jon Un’s personal ICBM flight control centre.

The 33 year old worldwide StarCraft, NBA2017 and Call of Duty champion will personally lead the missile strike on US territorial waters in the vicinity of Guam

North Korean rocket scientists have announced they have now successfully integrated their missile control data cabling into the Dear Leader’s personal Playstation 4 HDMI port.

Kim is purportedly settled into his red and black Omega GamingLabs chair, with Mountain Dew and pizza rounders within easy reach to ensure sustained performance over the 14 minute PvP Deathmatch currently loading in the pre-game lobby.

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