The global feminism movement was dealt a deadly blow last week, their nefarious plans undone by Queensland LNP member Tim Mander.
During Queensland parliament’s Budget Estimates Mr Mander stated that a parole board with a majority of people who aren’t men was not diverse, citing a “major gender imbalance.”
Global feminist movement spokes-sheila Geraldine Smith told The CentreLine that this was the exact moment they knew their plans had been foiled.
“It was all going so well” said a deflated Ms Smith.
“It was so simple, and we thought we were in the clear. Phase one was appoint a female Dr Who. Phase two was control the Queensland parole board.”
“Phase three would have been chopping off all penises. We just got too cocky. Ha, get it?”
“And we woulda got away with it too, if it wasn’t for that meddling Mander!”
The CentreLine was looking forward to getting onto our high horse over this issue, and asking Mr Mander about the LNP containing only 18% female members, until we realised our staff is entirely composed of men.