The Queen’s Birthday Honours included a cherished Australian icon today, with Antony Green receiving an Order of Australia Medal for services to electronic whiteboards.
Across the country, Australians joined in celebration over the long overdue award. Elections across the country are brightened considerably by his presence and his enthusiastic use of his electronic whiteboard, distracting us from the dreary and dismal state of politics we have to tolerate.
With his rare passion for the Westminster democratic process, Antony has thrust electronic whiteboards out of the dark, musty world of niche nerd tools, and into the vibrant, sunny world of entertaining nerd tools.
The CentreLine has heard a rumour that one of the major manufacturers is soon to release a special “Democracy Sausage” edition of their whiteboard, in honour of Antony’s service.